I am so excited I can barely contain myself! Going on what is going to be the BEST vacation ever in about 2 days & thirteen hours!
It is Monday afternoon and thankfully I only worked 4 hours today...cause I had a lot of laundry and packing to do. As of right now I am about 65% packed, and I am pretty happy about this. Tomorrow and Wednesday are going to be pretty busy, so hopefully between tonight and Wednesday evening I can get the rest packed up, so Thursday morning I only have to throw a few things in my bag.
For those that didn't know...we are going to California for a week. Flying into long Beach, staying in Fullerton. We plan on a pretty eventful itinerary. Some of highlights include Knott's Berry Farm, Magic Mountain, Sand Diego Zoo, Las Vegas, Padre's Game, and a Dodger's game. I personally am really looking forward to San Diego Zoo, and the Padre's Game (Opening Day). Vegas is going to be a blast too because we are going to watch the NCAA tournament games, AND the Nationals game!
Well I have done enough slacking for now, time to get some stuff cleaned up. I am just SO frickin pumped I can hardly sit still. I just hope I don't annoy Andy too much before we go...
So I don’t want to get too deep here, or start any sort of political debates. I have just been extremely bothered lately by some “jokes”/FWD. That have been trapsing through my inbox. There are always people who disagree about political agendas, and there are always two sides to every story. But lately the crap that I have seen is beyond ridiculous. I mean a person with at least the tiniest bit of common sense would know that the crap they were passing along was completely bogus.
The scary part of this is that some of these emails have come from people I know, love, and respect. I truly believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs. And I certainly understand that not everyone believes, or thinks the way that I do when it comes to politics. But come on people…show some respect/intelligence!!
What scares me even more, is that if people this close to me are this reckless…what about the rest of the world? Now let me say this I couldn’t care less how you vote, or if you vote…but the least you could do is make tour vote…should you choose to make it…an educated one. Or at the very least…know who you are voting for and why! I think we owe it to ourselves, our country, and our future generations to do that.
So please, next time you feel it necessary to pass along some political propaganda, think twice about the validity of it. And please, If you are going to exercise your right to vote, please, please do it responsibly!!!!!!!
So we watched this movie last night. It's called Once. The Movie Itself isn't all bad...just some bad...if that makes any sense. The story is cute, and I like the way it was done for the most part. However, the delivery of some of the lines made me wonder how much acting experience the guy had. Andy discovered that yes...he is not an actor just a member of some indie band in England. also the chick's accent is spotty at best, which to people like me can be extremely distracting. The music that the movie is based around is absolutely incredible. And in that romantic, my heart was broken, but you could fix it, kind of way it kind of makes you want to like the movie. However they ruin it with a crappy ending. They tried to make the ending sappy and heartfelt, but the addition of a character in the last 30 seconds of the movie is never ever a good thing.
So, like I said, I almost recommended you see the movie until I realized that I really only liked it because of the music...so...go download it...or go buy it at Best Buy or something. cause i really like it...and that right there is all the reason you need :-p
I must admit I loved Full House. I think I fit the demographic. It was on good old TGIF from 1988 - 1991. So that puts my at about seven years old. Probably closer to the age of Stephanie, but I wanted to be DJ. Megan was only two and reminded me so much of little Michelle. Ahhh the memories......
So...now to get down to the point of this blog...
During the aforementioned trip to Shedd Aquarium, I purchased a small stuffed Beluga Whale. Some of you know my weakness for stuffed animals. Some of you also know about my incessant need to hold on to something while I sleep. This new Beluga was the perfect addition to my collection because it was small, and only mildly offensive.
So during some random conversation I began singing the Baby Beluga song. Andy was bewildered, and, at least somewhat amused by my rendition. He had no idea the Baby Beluga song even existed. So I vowed to find it for him.
So as I was sitting here browsing you tube...it came to mind that maybe there were more deprived individuals out there. So here it is. The entire Baby Beluga episode is really worth watching. But the initial clip of the song/dance is enought to give you the gist.
I woke up today early...which is a huge surprise because I was up until after 3am working on my B-Fest blog. I guess I shouldn't be too surprised because the entire event kind of threw off my sleeping pattern. But anyway...where was I...oh yes...woke up early, got work done earlier than expected...and got in touch with the sWister. Since Eddie didn't have school today, she was off work, and I was doing absolutely nothing, I figured we should get together and do something constructive. It has been a while since we had some fun quality time together. I have been wanting to make it over to the Shedd Aquarium since the baby Beluga Whale was born a few months ago...so I thought what the hell...lets go!
So we got going around 10:30ish...later than we normally would have if this excursion had been planned, but a pretty decent departure time considering the impromptu decision making. When we made it up to our destination we were pleasantly surprised to hear that admission to the Aquarium Exhibits was free today, and all other exhibits were discounted...not only that...but Spongebob was playing in the 4-D theater!
All in all it was a very exciting day! Neither MegEli nor I have been to the Shedd in years, and were oohing and ahhing at all of the colorful, and exotic fish on display. We both took the roll of japanese tourist and were snapping pictures like crazy. I filled up a 1GB SD card if that tells you anything! We had lunch in the food court...not a wise decision btw...the seating options were less than limited. One highlight was when we happenned to stumble upon the handicapped entrance to the dolphin show just as it was about to start. SCORE!!!! If we had been looking for it we would have spent 30 minutes wandering around wasting time. The show was quite entertaining. More informational than the show at Brookfield, and featured the Pacific White Sided dolphin instead of the more typical bottlenose dolphins most are used to seeing. After that we made our way to the Beluga Whales! My FAV!!!! The are absolutely amazing! I got really amazing pictures and even took a video. I probably spent over a half hour just watching them swim. It was really really cool!
We made the typical trip through the gift shop where I undoubtedly spent way too much money. But hey...I really needed a big coffee cup, and how can you pass up a stuffed baby beluga on clearance for five bucks. I also spotted a couple of souvenirs for friends that "I couldn't pass up."
If you are really all that interested make your way over to my MySpace to check out the complete array of photos. But these are just a few of the ones I consider the best.
SO..yes it's been a fun filled week, and I am really looking forward to vegging out the next couple of evenings. But the quality family time was really important, and I feel like it did a lot to re kindle some of the bonds that have been suffering lately with sWister and I!!!
Well I must say that I am quite happy to announce that my B-Fest cherry has been officially popped. I have always enjoyed cheesy movies, and thoroughly enjoy making fun of bad editing, horrible acting, and cavernous plot holes. But I never would have thought to call myself a fan of bad movies, nor would I have ever thought to attend an event such as B-Fest. When Andy invited me to attend this event with him, I knew that I would enjoy it, but doubted the extreme to which it would entertain me.
Additionally, I doubted my ability to remain enthused, let alone, conscious for the 24 hour non-stop festivities. However, now that it is over I must say that I am extremely happy with both the level to which I was entertained, and the amount of time I spent actually awake.
The fest started with Tentacles, a very poorly done rip off of Jaws. It was a great way to start off my B-Fest experience. We arrived about ten minutes late, and were lucky to find some very convenient seats towards the back of the theatre. The crowd was extremely “rowdy” shouting and yelling all sorts of comments at the screen. There were so many entertaining highlights that I do not know where to begin. There was “Tentacles” the “monster” who looked more like a floating turd than anything. Two young boys with a mother…Shelley Winters…who would have been more accurately cast as their grandmother…who makes questionable comments to them…with even more questionable facial expressions. The cherry on the top of this turd movie sundae was the yacht race. About 30-40 youngster set sail in their yachts, and Tentacles set about terrorizing them. The most disappointing part of the movie was at the end when you realized that the coast guard had managed to save all but one of the children. This was a great choice as a first movie because it provided ammunition for most of the other movies to come. There were constant references to tentacles…and what is sure to become a classic b-fest sign to come. See…when the coast guard was trying to save the little kids in the yacht race, they held up a sign from the helicopter that read “Danger! Go Back!”
The next movie Dracula's Daughter was probably one of my three favorite movies of the festival. It was everything I love about bad movies. It was pre 1950, black and white, and had countless cheese, and even some sexual innuendo. The problem is that I am not completely convinced that this film should be featured at a B-Fest event. Just because a movie is old, and a sequel to a classic doesn’t necessarily make it bad. I could watch this movie again, in the absence of audience commentary and be just as thoroughly entertained.
Next on the agenda is Barbarella probably one of the silliest and most sexually charged movies in the lineup. There really isn’t a story line. It is more or less a compilation of scenes you would swear were taken directly out of some late seventies porno. They are almost always just an excuse for Jane Fonda to strip out of one of her plastic, or in some cases furry, costumes, have a few herbal essence moments, and then change into yet another atrociously skimpy and offensive costume. My favorite part of the movie was when Barbarella and some other random stiff had “relations” by taking a pill, and then placing their hands palm to palm. In yet another ridiculous scene (featured in the following clip) Barbarella is pleasure…nearly to death…by Duran Duran…the evil villain in a musical instrument contraption…yes I am being serious here…check it out for yourself. Barbarella, being the slutty, sex crazed maniac that she is proved to powerful to succumb to the woes of this machine and burned out all of its fuses.
The next two titles are B-Fest rituals; Wizard of Speed and Time and Plan 9 From Outer Space The wizard of speed and time is a short film about nothing really. It features a guy dressed up in a green dragon suit racing around. He eventually slips on a banana peel and goes launching through the air. The only thing entertaining about this 3 minute film is the fact that a large percentage of the audience goes up on stage and stomps along in what seems like a perfectly choreographed routine. This is followed by another audience participation charged film Plan 9. I honestly couldn’t tell you much about the plot of the movie. As a B-Fest virgin I was somewhat distracted by the constant shouts of Bela…Not Bela…wicker/rattan…not to mention the endless barrage of paper plates into the air. This was the only time I really wished we had different seats was during this movie. Since we were so far back the paper plates that came into our row were somewhat limited. See, the tradition is for everyone to spend the first hours of B-Fest writing messages and drawing funny pictures on paper plates, then during Plan 9, whenever there is a scene with a cheesy UFO, everyone launches their paper plates into the air. My personal favorite, for very specific reasons, was a plate that says…The sexiest girls come at B-Fest.
The next movie was Black Samson This film started at 1:30am and I was so extremely exhausted that I couldn’t physically keep my eyes open. This was really disappointing because I am sure that I really would have enjoyed all the cheesy suckage this film had to offer. I unfortunately slept completely through the entire film.
After my nap was Zardoz I am not entirely sure why but this is another one of my favorite three movies of the fest. Maybe it was Sean Connery dressed in a Speedo esque loin cloth. Maybe it was the fact that for the first half of the movie Connery uttered little or no words, only grunts. Or maybe it was the fact that I am really not sure about exactly what the plot entailed. Or maybe just maybe it is yet another classically entertaining quote…this time from a giant floating stone head. "The gun is good! The penis is bad!" I could go on and on about the little intricacies that make this one of my favs…but I will spare you. But just know that soon I will make this part of my personal DVD collection.
Zardoz was followed up by The Magic Sword I didn’t remember ever seeing this one but about ten minutes in it became strangely familiar. Andy then pointed out that it was featured on an episode of MST so I took this as a cue…as did Andy…to yes…NAP.
I also slept through a good portion of The Bluebird . Liz Taylor wasn’t enough to keep this sleepy B-Fest virgin awake at the wee hours of 6:30am. I did catch a few choice scenes of the movie. My favorite being one featuring the little girl who found the blue bird…only to realize that it was dead. I couldn’t help it but started laughing hysterically.I did manage to find a picture of the little girld holding a bluebird, however I really do wish I could find one of her sobbing and holding the obviously dead bluebird....that would be a sure fire desktop background for quite a long while. The video clip is in Russian, but it won’t matter, because you probably won’t understand any less of it than you would have if you would have seen it in English.
This was the point where Andy and I ventured out in the 2 degree weather for breakfast. Never before did I think I would be so excited to be at a Burger King!! We came back in the midst of The Mummy's Hand Somehow now I am at a complete loss about this movie. I can’t seem to remember much about it. I do kind of remember a woman who goes on an expedition with her father and two “swindlers” So obviously this was pretty uneventful as far as movies go.
The next movie ended up being quite the disappointment.The Undying Monster was one of the movies I was most excited about seeing. It ended up being more of a Clue Esque Murder Mystery than a 1940’s monster movie. Up until this point my comments about the movies were quite limited, and when I did utter a comment it was usually only audible to Andy and myself. However at this point in the day, fully rested, and with a whopper resting quite peacefully in my gullet, and a course or two or three of caffeine raging through my veins I became a bit more animated and vocal. I couldn’t tell you exactly what any of my comments were but they did encourage a few laughs from Andy, and a few brief chuckles from the surrounding festers. I was quite proud of myself at this point, so the disappointment I felt in regards to the actual film waned quite quickly.
The next movie was quite a surprise to me. Xanadu was made in that odd time between disco and the early eighties new wave era. It stars Olivia Newton-John who I do believe came straight off the set of Grease to make Xanadu. That explains why a large number of the dance numbers, as well as Olivia’s mannerisms were direct rip offs of the aforementioned blockbuster musical. I believe that the music to dialogue ratio was a bit off, even for me. I mean I love musicals…I can probably recite the entire script to Grease, the Sound of Music, RENT, and many others. However the cheesiness/lack of an interesting plot made it hard even for me to stomach. Some of the more entertaining parts of the movie were including Gene Kelly…”The greatest dance of the all!” Yes the movie itself is horrible…but watching in the company of all of the other festers was quite enjoyable. Especially at the end when several audience member took to the stage to dance along to the music. Definitely one of the highlights of the fest for me. On a side note, after the movie, we overheard a conversation which was later confirmed...Xanadu is in fact currently featured...on Broadway!!!! WOW....WTF....and OMG...are all appropriate reactions to this news.
The next movie The Creature Walks Among Us was yet another black and white beauty, which inspired several comments from not only the surrounding crowd, but even myself. The highlight of this one was when the creature was set on fire by a bowl of gasoline. Basically the gist of this one is that they captured the creature, burned him like a marshmallow on a campfire, took him back to the lab, wrapped him in gauze, and somehow turned him into a land creature. It also features a jerk off husband who borders on wife beater, the usually expected bad special effects and plot holes. And I am pretty sure the scenes of the creature are the exact same one taken for the first movie…although I personally cannot prove this.
The next movie was supposed to be The Empire of the Ants however due to technical difficulties they were unable to show it. We instead were blessed with a Chuck Norris turd Lone Wolf McQuade Now I must say I am not a fan of Chuck Norris…at all! In fact, I can hardly stand him. But the reaction I witnessed from Andy when Chuck popped up on the big screen made me really want to stomach this movie. His eyes lit up like a little kid on Christmas morning, and I am pretty sure there was a least a tiny bounce in his seat! I did not need a nap but about ten minutes was all I could handle of this crapper.
The final movie of B-Fest was yet another title which left a lot to be desired…at least with me. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla was one of the most anticipated showings by many of the fest attendees. I am really not a fan of Godzilla movies, nor am I a fan of most Japanese cinema. However, in the spirit of the fest, and because it was the last movie of the day I felt compelled to try to enjoy it. The cheesiness is undeniable. And while it was nowhere near entertaining, it was at least watchable…at least this once. So…all in all…B-Fest was an awesome experience. I can not wait to go next year. Now that I know more of what to expect, I am sure I will be better prepared and more participatory. It is just too bad we have to wait till next year! Some people may have been burned out beyond belief by all of the bad movies…but what did I do after going home, eating, and showering???? I turned on WCIU and started watching Wolf Man…yep that’s right…I just didn’t get enough. And whats even better…I spent the evening tonight, while writing this blog watching One Body Too Many , Swamp Women and probably my favorite black and white horror flick The Killer Shrews.
So to anyone out there who reads this and is at least mildly amused…plan on attending B-Fest next year, you will not be disappointed. I don’t know how anyone could not have a good time!
So it's Sunday...4:15pm...and I am bored...yes bored! It's that kind of bored where you can't sit still, yet you are too tired and lazy to get off of your ass to do anything contructive. So instead I sit here...surfing the net...my mind racing. Racing about what????? Let's see...work, my sWister, the errands I need to do tomorrow, Wii, the LA vacation Andy and I are going on in a couple months, B-Fest next weekend, old friends, bands I want to see, phone calls I should make, and a whole lot of whatever.
So if you are reading this and half as bored as I am check out some of these links. They might keep you occupied for a few moments :-)
I am a 29 year old recently married woman. I have been through so much in my short time here on earth. I am currently undergoing treatment for infertility, and I seriously believe that it is changing my life. I have an amazing husband whom I adore. We are proud parents to what might possibly be the cutes incarnation of the devil!! Overall my life is good. I feel happier and mre well adjusted now than I ever have before. And I seriously look forward to my future life.
